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Francis Plug - How To Be A Public Author Kindle Edition

3.4 3.4 out of 5 stars 77 ratings

Meet Francis Plug, a troubled and often drunk misfit who causes chaos and confusion wherever he goes. And where he most likes to go is to real author events, collecting signatures from the likes of Salman Rushdie, Hilary Mantel, and Eleanor Catton, all the while gleaning advice for a self-help book he is writing with the novice writer in mind. His timely manual promises to be full of sage wisdom and useful tidbits to help ease freshly published novelists into the demands of life in the public eye. Essential reading for anyone with an interest in the literary world - or, in fact, humanity in general. Because while it is a brilliant slapstick comedy, blurring fact, fiction, and absurdity to astonishing effect, How To Be A Public Author by Francis Plug is also a surprising and touching meditation on loneliness and finding a place in the world. Francis, it seems, just doesn't fit in. And as you read, you may wonder if he'll even make it to the end of his own book…

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'One of the funniest books I've ever read.' - The Times

'A brilliant, deranged new comic creation... the funniest novel I've read in years' -
The Sunday Times

'Wonderful... priceless... surely a parable for our times.' -
The Guardian

'So funny you find yourself giggling helplessly long after you ve passed the joke... Pure - and purely pleasurable - silliness.' -
The TLS

'For those with a taste for dark, unpredictable and sometimes surreal comedy, this is a book of invigorating originality and the character of Francis Plug himself a creation of twisted genius.' -
Sunday Express

'Affable and acute... as sharp as a good gin and tonic.' -
The Listener (New Zealand)

'This might just be a modern comic masterpiece' -
Ben Myers

'Funny, clever, and quite unlike any book I've read... Impressive.' -
Steve Finbow

'Totally deranged and very, very funny.' -
James Miller

'Brilliantly sends up the whole [literary] circus.' -
Open Book, BBC Radio 4

'A wonderful survey of the strange world of famous authors... Plug's exchanges with dozens of Booker-prizewinning authors are priceless. But the novel (really an ingenious hybrid of fact and surreal fantasy) takes on much extra resonance in the portrayal of Plug himself, an alcoholic chancer with a propensity for whisky-fuelled escapades.' -
The Guardian

'Francis Plug is a brilliant, deranged new comic creation by the unknown writer Paul Ewen... Like all great comic creations he inspires deep sympathy, loyalty as well as laughter. As a portrait of literary life, it is as spot-on as George Gissing's New Grub Street... Francis Plug is the funniest book I ve read in years. I haven t laughed so much since Martin Amis's Money. I hope the hugely talented Ewen refuses all author talks, signings and festivals, and still sells half a million copies.'
Sunday Times

'I howled with laughter' - --
Town and Country

I do hope this isn't the last we have heard of Plug, currently facing eviction and possibly a criminal sentence. Paul Ewen's dark, scathing comic creation deserves to run and run - probably as far away from his creditors and literary victims as he can. More please.' -
City Lit Cafe

'It is becoming a cliche to say 'Paul Ewen is a comic genius and
Francis Plug: How To Be A Public Author is the funniest book in years' - but it's no less true.' - --The New Statesman

I do hope this isn't the last we have heard of Plug, currently facing eviction and possibly a criminal sentence. Paul Ewen's dark, scathing comic creation deserves to run and run - probably as far away from his creditors and literary victims as he can. More please.' - --
City Lit Cafe

I do hope this isn't the last we have heard of Plug, currently facing eviction and possibly a criminal sentence. Paul Ewen's dark, scathing comic creation deserves to run and run - probably as far away from his creditors and literary victims as he can. More please.' - --
City Lit Cafe

Product details

  • ASIN ‏ : ‎ B00O71JQFI
  • Publisher ‏ : ‎ Galley Beggar Press; UK ed. edition (26 Sept. 2014)
  • Language ‏ : ‎ English
  • File size ‏ : ‎ 1.4 MB
  • Text-to-Speech ‏ : ‎ Enabled
  • Screen Reader ‏ : ‎ Supported
  • Enhanced typesetting ‏ : ‎ Enabled
  • X-Ray ‏ : ‎ Not Enabled
  • Word Wise ‏ : ‎ Enabled
  • Print length ‏ : ‎ 356 pages
  • Customer reviews:
    3.4 3.4 out of 5 stars 77 ratings

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Customers find the book humorous and entertaining. They describe it as witty and vivid, with an amusing description of an author's descent into alcoholism. The writing is described as striking.

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Top reviews from United Kingdom

  • Reviewed in the United Kingdom on 2 October 2018
    I read this book because The Spectator’s review of its sequel (Francis Plug: Writer in Residence) claimed it was a contender for the 2019 Wodehouse Prize for comic literature, the sixty-two submissions for 2018 having been so unfunny it was decided not to award it. Such is the current state of British literary humour.

    To my mind this original work is a little too thin and – by the end – not quite funny enough for such an accolade (it wasn’t shortlisted for the 2014 prize). The Kindle edition – I can’t speak for the print one – is moreover atrociously edited, at least for its first third, which is full of grammatical errors and grating Americanisms that undermine the register. In fact, one might suppose at first that the protagonist is some semiliterate wretch deluding himself he could be an author, or that this is perhaps a satire on those modern British writers who suppose they are perceived as ‘international’ if they use enough Americanisms to describe their very British storyworld.

    Thus in the first quarter alone we have the spellings ‘fervor’, ‘smoldering’, ‘practicing’, ‘fulfill’, etc., ‘compromise’ for ‘comprise’, ‘leafs’ for ‘leaves’, Scotch and whisky being mentioned as different drinks, and other abominations. I don’t know if Galley Beggar Press employs an editor, but if it does they must also take sales calls and make the tea. They might even be the same person who pretends to proofread other publishers’ expensive Kindle editions and leaves them full of the kind of blunders that would force the reader of a physical volume to ask for their money back. By halfway we have, for example, ‘ticks’ (for ‘tics’) ‘bought’ (for ‘brought’) ‘elevator’ (for the lifts at Olympia), ‘airplane’, ‘switchblade’ (for a flick knife) and ‘armored truck’ (for a police van), all of which are at the very least distracting and at their worst kill the humour. No, I’ll correct that – at their worst they express the publisher’s brazen contempt for the reader.

    If we put this to one side, though, it has to be said that the story’s set-up is a good one. The New Zealand writer Paul Ewen, posing as a one Francis Plug, a gardener by trade and a drunk by inclination, attends various literary events for the opportunity of getting a book signed by a Booker prizewinner and making conversation with the author. He sees himself as a budding writer and purports to be advising other budding writers on how to become the modern, sociable literary figure. As proof we are shown the signed copies and it is easy to believe that the conversations and events are grounded in truth – as if Plug were a kind of literary Ali G. or a conversational Henry Root.

    That said, the satire at the expense of the Booker prize and its winners is a little mild and muted, and he might have considered going for the jugular when he had the opportunity. Still, if you find the sledgehammer style of a Tom Sharpe or Tibor Fischer a little headache-inducing, Ewen’s gentle and self-deprecating approach might be for you. But while there are some telling – sometimes to the point of becoming surrealistic – comments on the literary scene, supported by often hilarious and apposite metaphors, there are, equally, long passages dedicated to Plug’s drunken escapades which go a little too far in expecting the reader to suspend disbelief, and the tonal pull is chiefly towards facetiousness. Moreover, the climax is just too contrived, predictable and unsatisfying, which made this reader think twice about buying the follow-up, despite The Spectator’s glowing recommendation.
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  • Reviewed in the United Kingdom on 8 May 2018
    Loved this book, what a gem. It might help that I work in publishing, and also that I live near Fortess Road, in North London where the book is set, but it's also really funny and a little bit sad and well thoroughly enjoyable. I felt Francis' voice was finding its way into my thoughts and my writing, really stylish book actually, thoroughly recommended to anyone that works in books, likes books or wants to write one.
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  • Reviewed in the United Kingdom on 8 August 2015
    I just don't get it! If it had not been that I was reading this for a book club, even having spent £11 on it, there is no way I would have continued to the end. It is such a load of drivel. The idea that anything below the waistline, and in particular to do with toilets, is automatically funny is completely beyond me. Perhaps it's a boys' book, but I certainly did not find one line funny. A huge disappointment.
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  • Reviewed in the United Kingdom on 3 November 2014
    slightly charming, mildy amusing - but I cant see why the reviews were so positive
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  • Reviewed in the United Kingdom on 20 December 2018
    The idea is quite funny, and at first the book's quite an entertaining read but as chapter after chapter comes along the central character's ongoing mental collapse becomes actually quite depressing.

    I gave up on this book after a couple of days. It was just making me feel too sad.
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  • Reviewed in the United Kingdom on 1 August 2015
    This is a witty and vivid book... But less a study of the literati than of a descent into psychotic mental illness. Francis Plug is a wonderful creation and the writing is striking ... But perhaps the cynicism and self absorption of the metropolitan educated classes means they see comedy about themselves in this book rather than the more disturbing breakdown portrayed? That's the only explanation I can think of for the 'hilarious' label. Don't buy this book for laughs - it's not funny. It's a biting satire on being a misfit.
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  • Reviewed in the United Kingdom on 23 January 2019
    A very unusual read - francis plug is quite a character and loved the references to real authors and an insight into the literary world from an admittedly skewed viewpoint.
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  • Reviewed in the United Kingdom on 12 November 2014
    An amusing description of a deluded would-be author's descent into alcoholism and madness. Some passages are laugh out loud funny. Overall I would recommend although the final part is somewhat truncated and weak in comparison to the rest of the book.
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Top reviews from other countries

  • Zubin
    1.0 out of 5 stars Simply not worth it
    Reviewed in Germany on 7 September 2022
    I'm not sure why one would find this book funny, witty, satirical or of any use at all. The staccato chapters are disconnected, except for an overarching theme of the writer who attends book events, loves to get piss drunk & assumes everyone finds that and what he does next interesting. A phrase or two is sensible enough in some parts of the book, but other wise this sort of writing may appeal to a giddy teen high on something. A complete waste of money for me.
  • Michael Burke
    5.0 out of 5 stars Damn good read
    Reviewed in Spain on 1 December 2014
    I thought the book hilarious witty and bang on target. I bought it for a friend who is writing a book and the prevarication and procrastination were spot on.
  • Karl Thomas
    5.0 out of 5 stars Get it and laugh.
    Reviewed in the United States on 13 December 2014
    Paul's review of London Pubs left me laughing, so I hit the buy button as soon as I heard this was out. It doesn't disappoint.

    You can't help but feel empathy for Plug, Paul's hybrid gardener/writer character. There's just something about a guy getting warned off by cops (and mocked) for collecting horse s*** that reaches the outcast in all of us.
    And if its sage advice you're after, I challenge you to do better than Ewen's: "if we have a story up our sleeve about ironing a fish, say, it just might save the day."
    One of a kind.
  • leo g. olson
    5.0 out of 5 stars I enjoyed this work
    Reviewed in the United States on 25 July 2016
    I enjoyed this work. The author is clever and funny; he understands what its like to be a writer, especially of fiction. If your familiar with the writers he discusses in the work your enjoyment will be greater.

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