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Malice in Wonderland #2: Alice the Angel of Death (Malice in Wonderland Series) Kindle Edition
Alice has regained her heart and it’s thumping in her chest.
But she must not kill again, for with each additional murder, her heart grows blacker, her thoughts, once sweet and innocent, grow more vengeful and cruel, and her tears, once magical, grow more poisonous.
She wants to set things right and reincarnate Humpty Dumpty and the Caterpillar and the Tweedle twins. But she seems to have a bad habit of killing that she can’t seem to break.
She doesn’t want to kill them all over again, but sometimes these Wonderland idiots are really asking for it, don’t you think?
By the author of The Poniworld Chronicles and SinEaster.
- LanguageEnglish
- Publication dateNovember 15, 2013
- Reading age15 - 18 years
- Grade level9 - 12
- File size3225 KB
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Malice in Wonderland Prequel
Malice in Wonderland #1: Alice the Assassin
Malice in Wonderland #2: Alice the Angel of Death
Malice In Wonderland #3: Alice the Girl Who Will Tear Your Heart Out and Show It To You Before You Die
Malice Hates Fairy Tales Trilogy
Jabberwocky Trilogy
Dorothy vs. Alice: Crucify the Scarecrow
Dorothy vs. Alice: Lion Six Feet Under
Dorothy vs. Alice: Tin Man Rust in Peace
Alice Pervs Out Trilogy
About the Author
Product details
- ASIN : B00AOACWNE
- Publisher : Death Pout (November 15, 2013)
- Publication date : November 15, 2013
- Language : English
- File size : 3225 KB
- Simultaneous device usage : Unlimited
- Text-to-Speech : Enabled
- Screen Reader : Supported
- Enhanced typesetting : Enabled
- X-Ray : Not Enabled
- Word Wise : Enabled
- Sticky notes : On Kindle Scribe
- Print length : 158 pages
- Best Sellers Rank: #987,898 in Kindle Store (See Top 100 in Kindle Store)
- #472 in Parodies
- #1,275 in Parody
- #3,455 in Humorous Fantasy (Books)
- Customer Reviews:
About the author
Lotus Rose is like this generation’s twisted, more adult version of Roald Dahl. And since Lotus wrote a continuation of Alice in Wonderland, he’s also like the demented doppelganger of Lewis Carroll. But he’s not like one of those doppelgangers who kills the original then takes their place, because Lewis Carroll is already dead. Really, though, Lotus is a sweetheart.
His style can best be described as “children’s stories for adults.” He retains all the best of children’s literature—the imagination, the playfulness, the outright weirdness—then adds an additional layer of mature themes and subjects. And often with a dark sense of humor.
So, if you ever wanted to revisit your childhood, to reexperience the wonder of children’s literature, but without all the innocent naivety holding you back, the Lotus Rose books are sure to deliver. From The Poniworld Chronicles, to The Malice in Wonderland Saga to The Twisted Holiday Specials, you’ll love his twisted takes on sacred childhood institutions, and are guaranteed to laugh throughout.
Here's a short poem he wrote:
O, shall I be like the lotus,
And bring you dark dreams and soft sighs?
Or shall I be like the rose is,
Sweet-scented and tempting your eyes?
For the unending sleep can seduce you,
To the world behind unseeing eyes.
And the beauty that beckons, then cuts you,
Is also the cruelest of lies.
Lotus currently lives in Austin, Texas. He likes Newcastle Brown Ale.
You can visit my website or instagram if you want...
loteyrose.com
instagram.com/loteyrose
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