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Scotland vs England: What will they do without us? Kindle Edition

by Ian Black (Author), Leslie Black (Author) Format: Kindle Edition
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Vicious jokes about our dear English cousins in this year of the 300th anniversary of the Acts of Union? Heaven forfend! Anti-Scottish vitriol from said dear cousins? Lawks a mussy!This book is an anniversary celebration, especially as we are possibly within sight or our own Act of Disunion, of three centuries of jibes, insults, diatribes and rants, some of it in a kind of 'going for the jugular' vein, as in: "Why do they call it a kilt?' To which the answer is: 'Because a lot of English people get kilt when they call it a skirt', but there is also gentle good humour and a lot of giggles, like: 'What goes putt-putt-putt-putt?' The answer being: 'An English golfer at St Andrews.'And of course in fairness the Sassenachs get their wee say. Old Scottish Proverb: 'If thy neighbour offend thee, give each of his children bagpipes.'You will laugh, you will fall about, you will vote for independence for both nations.Ian Black, author of the bestselling "Edinbuggers vs Weegies", "Mair Edinbuggers vs Merr Weegies" and "Mancs vs Scousers", turns his very beady eye on the biggest rivalry of them all and finds the Scots and the Auld Enema in fighting form, especially the Scots.
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    April 10, 2007
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  • ASIN ‏ : ‎ B00IWUB8GK
  • Publisher ‏ : ‎ Black & White Publishing (April 10, 2007)
  • Publication date ‏ : ‎ April 10, 2007
  • Language ‏ : ‎ English
  • File size ‏ : ‎ 271 KB
  • Text-to-Speech ‏ : ‎ Enabled
  • Screen Reader ‏ : ‎ Supported
  • Enhanced typesetting ‏ : ‎ Enabled
  • X-Ray ‏ : ‎ Not Enabled
  • Word Wise ‏ : ‎ Enabled
  • Sticky notes ‏ : ‎ On Kindle Scribe
  • Print length ‏ : ‎ 110 pages
  • Customer Reviews:
    3.2 3.2 out of 5 stars 5 ratings

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Brexiteer2083
5.0 out of 5 stars Scottish Humour that the English Cant handle
Reviewed in the United Kingdom on June 11, 2014
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I am a corporal in the British Army and been in 16yrs now and this book is completely great and guess what some of the jokes actually are correct. One of the customers reviews apparently says this racistwell I dont think so!! What is racist is being a scot in the British armyand walking into certain shops based in england and they refusing our money because they dont recognise the scottish pound with the queens head. I find that a racist problem also the customer must be upset because mr blacxk points out that everything that the people of english use in every day life was invented by scots.

Dont forget the American Navy and Japanease Navy owe there existance to scots.

So all you sour english dry your eyes. This is the reason we are holding a referendum!
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georgemac
3.0 out of 5 stars Some amusing parts but some way over the top
Reviewed in the United Kingdom on September 20, 2008
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Some of the book was very amusing, but other parts not too good an some a bit over the top and too anti English and maybe beyond comedy for me.
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T. O'dowd
5.0 out of 5 stars Flyting is alive and well.
Reviewed in the United Kingdom on May 6, 2014
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In the run up to the referendum it is an anti-dote to the political non-debate. Hilarious gentle fun being poked at both nations - great!
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