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Mr Sucky Kindle Edition

by Duncan P. Bradshaw (Author) Format: Kindle Edition
3.5 3.5 out of 5 stars 14 ratings
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It doesn't matter if it's completely mucky, no job is too big for Mister Sucky.

Serial killer Clive Beauchamp has checked into his hotel room and is all set to increase his death toll by one. However, intended target Angela Foxe has other ideas and murderer becomes murderee. Determined to save Clive's soul from eternal damnation, an ancient evil instructs one of his acolytes to intervene. Unfortunately for Clive, the hired help is not the brightest bulb in the box, and instead of Clive being born anew within an avatar of unparalleled strength and brutality, his spirit is interred inside a vacuum cleaner.

Irked but undeterred, Clive decides that the only course of action is to finish what he started, taking care not just of Angela, but everyone else involved in the plot to kill him and stuff his corpse in a dingy cleaning cupboard. The only thing that can stop him comes not from the other hotel guests or staff, but from within, as a growing, nagging voice threatens to escalate a simple case of revenge, into something far, far worse.

Will Clive get payback for being killed?
Is a vacuum cleaner capable of murder and mayhem?
Does this book suck?
Does this synopsis blow?
Can you come up with a better vacuum cleaner related joke?

Find out in...Mr Sucky

Mr Sucky is the first in Duncan P. Bradshaw's new range of books. With his work lurking on the borders of horror and bizarro, and in an effort to pigeonhole himself, he has created his own genre 'Gore-com', which is as pretentious as it sounds. These books have been written to test your gag reflex, force a smile, make your eyes roll and work out those other facial muscles that rarely break a sweat. Pick one up and see what you reckon. What's the worst that can happen?*

* Duncan P. Bradshaw cannot be held accountable for anything worse that happens as a result of reading his books. So there.

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  • ASIN ‏ : ‎ B07GDW5HLJ
  • Publisher ‏ : ‎ EyeCue Productions (November 2, 2018)
  • Publication date ‏ : ‎ November 2, 2018
  • Language ‏ : ‎ English
  • File size ‏ : ‎ 7210 KB
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  • Sticky notes ‏ : ‎ On Kindle Scribe
  • Print length ‏ : ‎ 137 pages
  • Customer Reviews:
    3.5 3.5 out of 5 stars 14 ratings

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Duncan P. Bradshaw

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Since 2014, Duncan P. Bradshaw has been quite merrily teabagging the boundaries between genre fiction. Having gone through an early period of writing about the undead and other random thoughts, he has now entered his GoreCom phase, having settled on his style; a mix of horror, comedy and bizarro.

You can expect blood, guts, bodily secretions and maybe, if you're lucky, a few hearty guffaws along the way. Check out the books in my GoreCom series; MR SUCKY, the only book about a murderous vacuum cleaner, b-movie spectacle, CANNIBAL NUNS FROM OUTER SPACE!, fourth-wall breaking, DON'T SMELL THE FLOWERS! THEY WANT TO STEAL YOUR BONES! and keep an eye out for the next release, CONGRATULATIONS! YOU'VE ACCIDENTALLY SUMMONED A WORLD-ENDING MONSTER. WHAT NOW? due out in September 2021.

My zombie short story collection, CHUMP, was nominated for a Saboteur Award in 2017. In addition, I've had short stories published in a variety of anthologies, and shared pages with some of the leading lights in genre fiction.

Check out my website

http://duncanpbradshaw.co.uk/

or follow me on that there Facebook

https://www.facebook.com/duncanpbradshaw/

or Tweet me on Twitter

https://twitter.com/DuncanPBradshaw

do stop by and say hello, its good to talk to real humans.

'Bradshaw always walks his very own path, there's no one else out there writing anything remotely similar to the stuff he thinks up...if Dostoyevsky is the Rembrandt of the literary world, then Bradshaw is surely the Andy Warhol.' - DLS Reviews

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Lyndsay Johnson
5.0 out of 5 stars Absurdly entertaining
Reviewed in the United States on November 8, 2018
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Mr. Sucky is hilarious, bizarre, more than a bit sick, and absurdly entertaining. Bradshaw is the Richard Brautigan of modern horror.
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Amy M Vaughn
4.0 out of 5 stars Well over the top
Reviewed in the United States on October 29, 2019
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Put me off vacuuming for the foreseeable future.
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Yvonne
5.0 out of 5 stars A Laugh a minute
Reviewed in the United States on November 3, 2018
The idea of a vacuum cleaner responsible for mayhem and murder is what drew me to this book. Clive Beauchamp had an unusual childhood which resulted in him becoming a serial killer. But when his latest victim became the killer, his consciousness ended up being transported to a Mr Sucky. a vacuum cleaner with bite.
From the start of the story Clive came across as a bit of a blundering fool. How he had got away with murder for so long was a mystery. If it was not for his inner voice, think of Jiminy Cricket on steroids, he would not have killed anyone. But when he died and was brought back to life in the body of a vacuum cleaner, he had a new purpose, to get revenge with the maximum amount of violence that a suction hose could make.
This was a quick read and a laugh a minute. The action was non-stop, and I was hooked from page one. Written from Clive’s POV made the story flow, his inner voice played a big part in the narrative, but there was no confusion as their words were written in italics. Whilst the inner voice had no identity, I was imagining that it was one of Clive’s siblings who met a tragic end, either by Clive’s or his father’s hands. As the killings started so did the gore and some of the killings were quite unique. I did wonder how much time the author looked at vacuum parts imagining what damaged to a human body each part could do. The killings were quite graphic and as I was reading these scenes, I was thinking was I wrong to laugh. The book had a lot of one-liners and play on words, usually between Clive and his inner voice which broke up the violence.
As the story continues you get to find out more about Mr Sucky’s victims and even their stories were detailed, and you soon find out the reason Angela was with Clive. One minor detail that I will mention is the naming of one of the victims. Whilst my name is not uncommon it is rare to see it in a story, even though they were dead.
This story was fun to read and if you like your horror filled with humour than this is the perfect read for you. One thing I did come away with, was that I will never look at my own vacuum cleaner in the same light again and got me thinking what other appliances could do the most damage to people. A great read which should not be read in public unless you want to be looked at when you start laughing aloud.
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Lilyn G.
4.0 out of 5 stars How can you not pick up a book about a possessed vacuum cleaner?
Reviewed in the United States on January 16, 2019
This book was ridiculous, and I mean that in the best possible way. Pretty much right from the get-go I was either snorting, snickering, or thinking that if this was a movie I might be gagging. (Gagging or just incredibly weirded out a la Rubber.) It’s filled with graphic descriptions of death via vacuum, peppered with puns, and will teach you several new insults to add to your repertoire.

The pacing was great. The dialogue was just as bad as one would expect it to be. The point of view it was written in made it a little weird to read sometimes but overall just added to the bizarre feeling of the whole thing. The kill scenes were fantastic. I giggled so much during them I came away with the sure knowledge that I was definitely not right in the head.
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Yvonne
5.0 out of 5 stars A laugh a minute
Reviewed in the United Kingdom on November 3, 2018
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The idea of a vacuum cleaner responsible for mayhem and murder is what drew me to this book. Clive Beauchamp had an unusual childhood which resulted in him becoming a serial killer. But when his latest victim became the killer, his consciousness ended up being transported to a Mr Sucky. a vacuum cleaner with bite.
From the start of the story Clive came across as a bit of a blundering fool. How he had got away with murder for so long was a mystery. If it was not for his inner voice, think of Jiminy Cricket on steroids, he would not have killed anyone. But when he died and was brought back to life in the body of a vacuum cleaner, he had a new purpose, to get revenge with the maximum amount of violence that a suction hose could make.
This was a quick read and a laugh a minute. The action was non-stop, and I was hooked from page one. Written from Clive’s POV made the story flow, his inner voice played a big part in the narrative, but there was no confusion as their words were written in italics. Whilst the inner voice had no identity, I was imagining that it was one of Clive’s siblings who met a tragic end, either by Clive’s or his father’s hands. As the killings started so did the gore and some of the killings were quite unique. I did wonder how much time the author looked at vacuum parts imagining what damaged to a human body each part could do. The killings were quite graphic and as I was reading these scenes, I was thinking was I wrong to laugh. The book had a lot of one-liners and play on words, usually between Clive and his inner voice which broke up the violence.
As the story continues you get to find out more about Mr Sucky’s victims and even their stories were detailed, and you soon find out the reason Angela was with Clive. One minor detail that I will mention is the naming of one of the victims. Whilst my name is not uncommon it is rare to see it in a story, even though they were dead.
This story was fun to read and if you like your horror filled with humour than this is the perfect read for you. One thing I did come away with, was that I will never look at my own vacuum cleaner in the same light again and got me thinking what other appliances could do the most damage to people. A great read which should not be read in public unless you want to be looked at when you start laughing aloud.
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Paul Morris
5.0 out of 5 stars Ludicrously Brilliant
Reviewed in the United Kingdom on March 31, 2020
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During this bizarre times when the world is experiencing lockdown and isolation, I decided to suspend my disbelief further by reading Mr Sucky. I was certainly not disappointed. Mr Sucky is a riot from start to finish. Full of gore, black magic and plenty of good old British dark humour.

I love Duncan's work. It always help to pick me up, turn my stomach, make me laugh and even see the world from a different perspective. Even if it is now an even more deranged and bizarre outlook.
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