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COLEL (Immortal Matchmakers, Inc. Series Book 5) Kindle Edition

by Mimi Jean Pamfiloff (Author) Format: Kindle Edition
4.7 4.7 out of 5 stars 451 ratings
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From New York Times Bestseller Mimi Jean Pamfiloff comes a Standalone, Romantic Comedy a la Paranormal…


COLEL, Book #5, the Immortal Matchmakers, Inc., Series



WARNING:

This book contains foul language, gratuitous sex against a truck, outrageously rude immortal warriors in leather pants, snow, pigheaded gods, a sexually frustrated goddess, a very hot and hunky florist guy with a bad attitude and a big secret, Brutus bubble baths, a sneaky invisible unicorn, unrequited love, bees, bees, and more bees, and chocolates.



SOMETIMES LOVE BITES AND SOMETIMES IT STINGS.



Colel, the Goddess of Bees, has been looking for Mr. Right for over seventy thousand years. So when she meets the hunky owner of a small-town flower shop and explodes with flutters and tingles, she’s almost certain that he’s the one.


Only two problems: her tiny black-and-yellow army suddenly won’t let her anywhere near him, and…is that a freaking epinephrine pen in the fridge? “Dear gods! He’s allergic to bees? Say it isn’t so.”


If simply dating the guy will kill him, how will she ever know for sure if he’s really the one?


Colel has a solution, but it’s drastic. Even for her. And what if he says no?
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  • ASIN ‏ : ‎ B07Q2H2Y6L
  • Publisher ‏ : ‎ Paper & Silver, Inc. (April 16, 2019)
  • Publication date ‏ : ‎ April 16, 2019
  • Language ‏ : ‎ English
  • File size ‏ : ‎ 1832 KB
  • Text-to-Speech ‏ : ‎ Enabled
  • Screen Reader ‏ : ‎ Supported
  • Enhanced typesetting ‏ : ‎ Enabled
  • X-Ray ‏ : ‎ Not Enabled
  • Word Wise ‏ : ‎ Enabled
  • Sticky notes ‏ : ‎ On Kindle Scribe
  • Print length ‏ : ‎ 220 pages
  • Customer Reviews:
    4.7 4.7 out of 5 stars 451 ratings

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MIMI JEAN PAMFILOFF is a New York Times bestselling author who writes insane plot twists that will have you burning through the pages. Whether it’s Romance, Suspense/Thriller, or Fantasy, there are always big heroes to root for, smart and resourceful heroines, and a ton of heart pumping excitement in every story.

Mimi lives with her extremely patient husband (“Be right there! Just one more page, honey!”), two pirates-in-training (their boys), and their three spunky dragons (really, just very tiny dogs with big attitudes) Snowy, Mini, and Mack, in the vampire-unfriendly state of Arizona.

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4.7 out of 5 stars
4.7 out of 5
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5 Things I Loved About Colel
5 Stars
5 Things I Loved About Colel
My Thoughts:I have said this before and I will keep right on saying it.....I LOVE Mimi Jean's style of writing. She is consistently funny and inventive. I mean, what more could a reader want? Colel is technically book #5 in the Immortal Matchmakers series ( I highly recommend you read all of the them.) but it can be read as a standalone book. I don't want to give away any spoilers so I will just list the 5 things I loved MOST about this book.1. Minky- An UnBeeLievably angry, lusty, invisible unicorn...2. The warning at the beginning of the book had me cracking up before I even got to the first page of chapter 1.3. Rhys- Super hunky alpha with a secret.4. Colel- Mistress of the Bees ( who have quite the sense of humor I might add) and overall hot mess. She takes the definition of celibate to a whole new level. She may be my favorite Goddess in this series.5. Vampires, Mermen, Gods, Goddesses, Warriors, bubble baths, and some steamy "adult" time. ( So maybe there are more than 5 things I liked)I have yet to read anything by this author that is less than awesome. 5 stars all the way.
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Encourage Thinking
5.0 out of 5 stars Great read
Reviewed in the United States on July 3, 2019
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I loved this book. The whole series so far. I hope it doesn't end after the next book because I thought I was going to have to do therapy when Mimi ended the Accidentally Yours series. This took its place. If it ends, off to therapy I'll go.

This book was hilarious. Colel said whatever crossed her mind, and came out totally unfiltered. I share that problem, which made this even funnier. The storyline had a lot going on. But it wasn't distracting. Zac and Tula had a story going on, but it was connected in a way to Colel's storyline. The bees were a problem, but in a hilarious way. The romance between Colel and Rys was hard fought, took a really long time, was frustrating at times, but in a hilarious way. I loved that former characters popped in. I miss them. There were a lot of surprises in so many ways. In summary, the characters and storyline made for a fantastically fun and at times emotional read. It's difficult to explain without doing spoilers. Keep the books coming Mimi Jean Pamfiloff. You don't want to force me into therapy do you?
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Poet girl
5.0 out of 5 stars Love!
Reviewed in the United States on April 16, 2019
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Yes, Love! I do mean that in several ways: LOVED the book, for one. There is love and romance in the book, for two. And for three, I promise YOU will love this book if you love snark, smexy times, dirty humor, fun and fabulous main characters, quirky side characters, a twisty plot, out-of-control gods and goddesses, and a bloodthirsty unicorn (!). Colel and Rhys would seem to be the least likely potential couple possible, but love finds a way - as always with this author and this series. While the book is a continuation of the Immortal Matchmakers series, it can certainly be enjoyed as a standalone. Loved it!!! <3
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Read & Let Read
4.0 out of 5 stars Colel Beedazzles!
Reviewed in the United States on May 10, 2019
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So, let me start by saying that while I love the idea of Paranormal Romance novels, I very seldom love the execution of them. I tend to find them too cheesy. Either too cheesy or filled with too much forced drama, they just don’t do it for me. Mimi Jean Pamfiloff’s books are the exception. Her Accidentally and Immortal series tug at my heartstrings, bring tingles to the unmentionables, and fill me with laughter. Colel was no different.

You can read the blurb, so I won’t recap. I will just say that Colel’s social awkwardness warmed my heart. Rys frustrated, yet intrigued me. The “I am just a man” line made me swoon and left me wondering how long it has been since I watched Notting Hill. The plot twists had me texting my reading buddy who mocked my questions. The Zac/Tula/Cimil/Minky side stories left me wanting to toss my book across the room, which in my reader world means it was an awesome read. I loved everything about Colel. Now, I must go find some local honey and a sexy, male florist.
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Mel M
5.0 out of 5 stars Her Allergic Mate
Reviewed in the United States on April 17, 2019
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I think I laugh more when reading a Mimi Jean Pamfiloff book than with almost any other author. This Immortal Matchmakers series has just been fun since the first book. How can you go wrong with things like; a swarm of honeybees with a leader named Chuck, an invisible evil unicorn, a ghost, and a horny 70,000 year old virgin goddess in search of her mate to name a few? 

Colel knew from the moment she saw Rys that he may be her mate. Not only does he rebuff her immediately but it also turns out that he's allergic to bees. Was the Universe messing with her? Colel sets out to win her man but in doing so sets off a string of events that only hurts her case not help it. Seeking to atone for her missteps with Rys, Colel does something that may bring the wrath of her brethren down on her head. She willingly will face the consequences to make things right even if she doesn't get the man.
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Chrissy
5.0 out of 5 stars UnBEElievably good
Reviewed in the United States on April 17, 2019
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I am still trying to process how I read a book about a lady covered in bees 24/7 and I ABSOLUTELY LOVED it! Seriously this book is UnBEElievable! I swear I would just like to occupy just a sliver of Pamiloffs mind while shes brainstorming ideas. It's a true testament to her skill as a writer to be able to take a wild idea and turn it into un unforgettable, amazing read. Colel is a laugh a minute and will even keep you guessing as to what will happen next. Needless to say I cant wait for the next book. Pamiloff books for me are always a one-click, guaranteed hysterical adventure.
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Charlene
5.0 out of 5 stars A must read series!
Reviewed in the United States on April 30, 2019
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As an avid reader of paranormal books, this is one of the most entertaining series I have ever read. The characters follow throughout the series but you can read the books as stand alone. The plot will keep you on the edge of your seat and you will never want the book to finish because you will never want to leave their world. I can't wait for the next book. I look forward to it with anticipation and wonderment like a child waiting for Santa to deliver presents on Christmas Morning.
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Emfd
3.0 out of 5 stars Love this series hated this book
Reviewed in the United States on June 12, 2019
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Corel was awful. I didn’t find her likable or interesting. I’m glad she ended up with who she did. He was a dud too. Her other suitor is too good for her. I’m sad to say goodbye in the next book to an otherwise great series.
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Debbie
4.0 out of 5 stars Couldn't BEE Better
Reviewed in the United States on August 24, 2020
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I always have mixed feelings about this series. They are funny; they are clever; they are well-written. On the other hand, they are a bit too steamy for my tastes. If they were on KU, I would likely read them all, but I have enjoyed the ones that I have picked up here and there. I have not read all four of the previous entries in the series, and that did not affect my enjoyment. Maybe I struggled a bit with the pacing in the first half of the book, but the wrap-up make it all worthwhile.
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Louise H - "Life In The Book Lane" Book Reviews
5.0 out of 5 stars 4.5 loved it stars
Reviewed in the United Kingdom on April 16, 2019
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How do I describe this book, and series? Well it's a mash-up of paranormal, zombie apocalypse (without the zombies but with rabid immortals instead) and rom-com.
So a very run-of-the-mill book, not😉

The Immortal Matchmakers books can be read stand-alone, though there is also a story arch that runs throughout the series. Having read only two of the five books (this and book #4), I can tell you from personal experience that you quickly pick up the threads that run throughout them all, plus there is a glossary of characters at the back of the book to help you keep all those Gods, Goddesses and other Immortal Beings in order. Well possibly all of them except Cimil, no one's keeping her in order.

If you read this (and you really should) you will be getting a REALLY fun read that will have you giggling at it's silliness - including all the very many 'bee' puns. It's also very well written, incredibly snarky, has a really engaging story, some unexpected twists and turns and a lot of sexual frustration followed by some scorching hot sex. Outside. Against a truck at one point.

[He] was like an immortal manly soup that nourished her down to the tips of her golden hair.

As with a lot of paranormal books it's written in the third person, and it definitely needs to be because we get the view point of quite a few different characters, including some from previous books. Again you really don't need to have read those books, the author cleverly weaves information into this so that you can keep up with the story. It also means you don't need to re-read previous books to keep up with the plot. That said most of the book focuses on Colel, her massive attraction to Rys and all the obstacles that the Universe (who was either more sadistic than ever, or the damned woman had finally cracked) put in their way.

Now whilst MJP likes to give us a happy ending, she isn't averse to making her characters and readers suffer along the way to said HEA. In fact I get the feeling that she likes nothing better than torturing her readers by dangling love, peace, harmony and all that jazz just in front of your nose, then snatching it away again as she cackles hysterically about it. For instance Zac and Tula - talk about give with one hand and take away with the other!

I don't beelieve that there's much more to say. It's a fun book, more plot than character driven, fast paced, silly and a great read. This is a quote that nicely sums up what you'll be getting for your well spent coin.

The woman's mouth fell open to the fully slack position as she took in the enormous beehive atop Colel's head.
"Oh no. Don't do that. Chuck will think it's an invitation."
He loved the warmth of a good human mouth or , really, any human orifice.
Such a pervy little thing

**PS - Chuck is the head bee in her posse
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StorySara
5.0 out of 5 stars Outrageously funny!
Reviewed in the United Kingdom on June 23, 2020
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I just love Mimi’s style of writing. It’s just so outrageously funny and totally original. To be honest I wasn’t sure about this book and if florist Rhys was going to be able to measure up to the alpha hero’s of the previous books in the series, so I put off reading it for a while. Big mistake, it’s every bit as good as it’s predecessors! One of the best bits for me, was how Colel’s bees all had names and were such strong characters. So funny when they tried to thwart her! I also really like the snippets about Zack and Tula’s relationship, which again were very funny.
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Affrika
4.0 out of 5 stars Colel
Reviewed in the United Kingdom on August 1, 2023
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Immortal God of Bees, who keep hive on her head as a hat meet Rys with dastardly results and is her mate.
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Fliss Taylor
5.0 out of 5 stars So much laughter. Buzzzzzzz
Reviewed in the United Kingdom on June 11, 2019
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This book had me laughing so much I nearly fell off the sofa. Mimi Jean Pamfiloff has such an amazing way of writing. You read things in her books and you think I can so relate to that lol. The whole series is just so funny.
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Fairy903
5.0 out of 5 stars Fab, read the series.
Reviewed in the United Kingdom on April 19, 2019
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Another 'giggle to myself on the bus' book, and the character watches Lucifer too! I really hope the main focus of the next book offers more happy ever afters in their own ways xxx
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