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Cannibal Nuns from Outer Space! Kindle Edition

by Duncan P. Bradshaw (Author) Format: Kindle Edition
3.6 3.6 out of 5 stars 26 ratings
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The summer blockbuster book! Probably.



I know, you've been waiting for this. Tuck in.

With an encyclopaedic knowledge of cake, and exclusive access to the church’s stockpile of holy weapons, the Order of the Crimson Rosary are on the frontline in the eternal war between good and evil. Whether it’s repelling demonic possession, judging the authenticity of supposed miracles or having the final say on the colour of bunting at church fetes, the organisation's members sacrifice their own freedom to keep the world safe.

Father Flynn, the top operative in the UK, has been responsible for a number of recent high profile gaffs. Given an ultimatum, he must choose between returning to his old job of preserving the last microfiche machine in the church’s library, or submit himself for rehabilitation.

Yet evil doesn’t take a ticket and wait in line, as the dreaded cannibal nuns from outer space land to begin their annual harvest. Can Flynn get himself sober enough to repel their evil machinations? Or will another idyllic British village become the nun’s latest buffet?

One thing’s for certain, to beat them, Father Flynn is going to have to kick the habit.


Book two in the GoreCom series, this time it's highly trained priests facing off against the titular cannibal nuns from outer space. Can the finest Crimson Rosary operatives in the UK thwart the nefarious plan to reduce another population centre to compote?
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  • ASIN ‏ : ‎ B07R9PNJ95
  • Publisher ‏ : ‎ EyeCue Productions (July 26, 2019)
  • Publication date ‏ : ‎ July 26, 2019
  • Language ‏ : ‎ English
  • File size ‏ : ‎ 2522 KB
  • Text-to-Speech ‏ : ‎ Enabled
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  • Sticky notes ‏ : ‎ On Kindle Scribe
  • Print length ‏ : ‎ 242 pages
  • Customer Reviews:
    3.6 3.6 out of 5 stars 26 ratings

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Duncan P. Bradshaw

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Since 2014, Duncan P. Bradshaw has been quite merrily teabagging the boundaries between genre fiction. Having gone through an early period of writing about the undead and other random thoughts, he has now entered his GoreCom phase, having settled on his style; a mix of horror, comedy and bizarro.

You can expect blood, guts, bodily secretions and maybe, if you're lucky, a few hearty guffaws along the way. Check out the books in my GoreCom series; MR SUCKY, the only book about a murderous vacuum cleaner, b-movie spectacle, CANNIBAL NUNS FROM OUTER SPACE!, fourth-wall breaking, DON'T SMELL THE FLOWERS! THEY WANT TO STEAL YOUR BONES! and keep an eye out for the next release, CONGRATULATIONS! YOU'VE ACCIDENTALLY SUMMONED A WORLD-ENDING MONSTER. WHAT NOW? due out in September 2021.

My zombie short story collection, CHUMP, was nominated for a Saboteur Award in 2017. In addition, I've had short stories published in a variety of anthologies, and shared pages with some of the leading lights in genre fiction.

Check out my website

http://duncanpbradshaw.co.uk/

or follow me on that there Facebook

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or Tweet me on Twitter

https://twitter.com/DuncanPBradshaw

do stop by and say hello, its good to talk to real humans.

'Bradshaw always walks his very own path, there's no one else out there writing anything remotely similar to the stuff he thinks up...if Dostoyevsky is the Rembrandt of the literary world, then Bradshaw is surely the Andy Warhol.' - DLS Reviews

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3.6 out of 5 stars
3.6 out of 5
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Daniel
5.0 out of 5 stars This book is gorgeous!
Reviewed in the United States on May 2, 2022
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I love this book and Duncan P. Bradshaw is an amazing Horror writer. If you love all types of horror movies you will absolutely love this book.
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Vivian
5.0 out of 5 stars The quality of the book
Reviewed in the United States on January 16, 2020
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The overall book presentation
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Charles Jones
5.0 out of 5 stars Fantastic B-Movie Book
Reviewed in the United States on July 26, 2019
Yes, you read the headline correctly. Cannibal Nuns From Outer Space is a B-Movie in book format. Confused? I was a little at first when I received the email from Mr. Bradshaw explaining the format of his book.

Here’s the snippet of that email explaining it: Being digital, the Kindle version is done like you’re in the cinema watching it on the big screen. The physical books are done like a DVD, so you have bonus material which you wouldn’t obviously get from watching it ‘live’ so to speak.

Once I began reading, I completely understood his intentions and was delighted with the opening trailers. That’s right. Opening trailers. Pretty clever if you ask me. Then the main feature began as you would expect when sitting in a comfy seat at the theatre.

As I read, I was instantly whisked away to a dark and stormy night. The scene is of an exorcism filled with slapstick and droll remarks. Yes, it’s a B-Movie alright where I can clearly see Brits trying their best to remain calm. The only thing that was missing was a musical score from Les Baxter.

With the tone set, the journey becomes more bizarre and delightful while maintaining that sense of dramatic terror as I’ve seen and talked about so many times with the likes of Vincent Price movies. I was astounded by the intricacies of the characters and their motivations that with every word and paragraph and page, I felt like I was watching a film.

The settings were just as elaborately displayed to me as the actors coming in and out of focus. Even the creatures were vivid in my mind as they would have been had I been watching The Fly or The Creature From The Black Lagoon.

And like so many B-Movies, just when you think it’s over, it a takes a quick breath and rushes forward again with a whammy of an added twist. When I came to the last word of the book, I couldn’t help but grin. Once again, it wasn’t done tickling my fancy, the next pages were the ending credits with the list of characters and the actors who portrayed them; I wonder if those are real people.

Cannibal Nuns From Outer Space is a book you don’t want to miss. I’m curious about the physical copy’s extras. I mean, how much more delight could I possibly handle from Mr. Bradshaw?

Well written, sir, well written.
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Yvonne
5.0 out of 5 stars Had me laughing from page one
Reviewed in the United States on August 3, 2019
So it has been a week since I have read this book and scenes are still flashing in my mind. I have been lucky to read other stories by this author so I knew what I was getting myself into.
The MC is Father Flynn, a cross between Father Jack and Father Jebedaiah Mayii, so you can imagine what sort of priest he is. Introduced to his dry sarcastic humour straightaway had me laughing from page one.
Meeting the cannibal nuns sets up the gorefest. Coming across as regular nuns you wouldn't expect them to whip out the Zinnki Meat Processor 2000. If you have squeamish tendencies, you may want to avoid reading certain scenes whilst you are eating.
Some of the minor characters had some great scenes and if I ever met the taxi driver, I would definitely avoid getting in his car.
This was fast-paced from the start and whilst I tried to slow myself down to savour the book, as I was enjoying all the pop culture inserted into the story, I didn't do a good job of it. The last quarter of the book I read at lightning speed.
First a killer vacuum and now cannibal nuns, I am curious what will be next from this author. If you love your horror with a giggle than pick up this book.
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George Anderson
5.0 out of 5 stars Beware the Roamin' Catholics
Reviewed in the United Kingdom on July 29, 2019
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I reckon “Cannibal Nuns from Outer Space!” by Duncan P. Bradshaw is what would result if Peter Jackson and Edgar Wright had met for an afternoon natter and brew but were served a herculean dose of mushroom tea by mistake. An absurdly entertaining and riotous B Movie extravaganza, Cannibal Nuns from Outer Space! chucks comedy, horror, science fiction, action and scores of pop culture nods, winks and nudges into the mix to create a roller coaster ride of a novel that will probably be the most fun you’ll have reading this year.

I’ll not try to elaborate upon the plot too much but if the idea of Father Ted meets Bad Taste tickles your taste buds then you’ll find plenty in here to whet your appetite. I’m hard pressed to think of another recent book that continually ups the freak flag ante but “Cannibal Nuns from Outer Space!” does so with style and wit. How can you not fall for a book that involves Kung Fu Nuns, Vomit Swords (don’t ask!), a frying pan wielding priest riding a giant laser beamed eyed talking amphibian, tripping priests, homicidal taxi drivers and heroic dogs? Yes, that does read like a catalogue of utterly bonkers concepts but that barely scratches the surface of what Bradshaw serves up for your reading pleasure. Gloriously silly, "Cannibal Nuns from Outer Space!" IS the summer blockbuster that you never knew you needed. Brilliant!
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Yvonne
5.0 out of 5 stars Had me laughing from page one
Reviewed in the United Kingdom on August 3, 2019
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So it has been a week since I have read this book and scenes are still flashing in my mind. I have been lucky to read other stories by this author so I knew what I was getting myself into.
The MC is Father Flynn, a cross between Father Jack and Father Jebedaiah Mayii, so you can imagine what sort of priest he is. Introduced to his dry sarcastic humour straightaway had me laughing from page one.
Meeting the cannibal nuns sets up the gorefest. Coming across as regular nuns you wouldn't expect them to whip out the Zinnki Meat Processor 2000. If you have squeamish tendencies, you may want to avoid reading certain scenes whilst you are eating.
Some of the minor characters had some great scenes and if I ever met the taxi driver, I would definitely avoid getting in his car.
This was fast-paced from the start and whilst I tried to slow myself down to savour the book, as I was enjoying all the pop culture inserted into the story, I didn't do a good job of it. The last quarter of the book I read at lightning speed.
First a killer vacuum and now cannibal nuns, I am curious what will be next from this author. If you love your horror with a giggle than pick up this book.
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mattbob
4.0 out of 5 stars A roller-coaster of Badassery marinaded in a jus of green gloop
Reviewed in the United Kingdom on September 3, 2019
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JUST BUY THE DAMN BOOK FOR THE TITLE AND COVER ALONE, FFS!
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Paul Morris
5.0 out of 5 stars All hail 'Flynn of the cloth'
Reviewed in the United Kingdom on September 18, 2019
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Thoroughly enjoyed this from start to finish. In fact, I started reading it on Kindle and the quickly upgraded to paperback which I heartily recommend. Completely insane, hilarious, gory and just so much fun. I loved the pop culture references too. Duncan Bradshaw is immensely readable. Do NOT cheese it!
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