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Congratulations! You've Accidentally Summoned A World-Ending Monster. What Now? Kindle Edition

by Duncan P. Bradshaw (Author) Format: Kindle Edition
3.9 3.9 out of 5 stars 7 ratings
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Years in the making, it's finally here! Book four in the GoreCom series is this little wonder. Ten stories in total, that's right, TEN! That's nine more than most books for starters, so you know you're getting your money's worth. But, what the hell is it about? Well, allow me to drop the blurb on you, brace for impact!

Are you frustrated with your mundane existence? Fed up spending day-after-day drinking hot, milky beverages, endlessly pressing ‘refresh’, and chowing down on copious amounts of biscuits and/or cake? Do you yearn for a world (or even a taste) of excitement and wonder? Then you’re in luck!

With this ‘ere book, you’ll be transported to a fantastic world (well, the majestic city of Salisbury), where a rather pissed-off monster (hellbent on devouring everyone on the planet), has been summoned completely out of the blue. On a Wednesday, of all days, AND it’s sunny outside! Hence, instead of enjoying the uncharacteristically wonderful weather, you find yourself armpit-deep in mild-to-moderate peril.

Have you pictured that in your brain? Got it? Good. Because the ending is completely up to you. Does humanity stand, or does it fall? Do disasters happen, beyond all mortal comprehension, or do you opt for a more traditional approach? What devilish secrets have I hidden away? Do I have any more tedious and not even terribly inventive questions to ask you? Why yes, yes I do!

Are you still reading this? If so, then stop right there at the end of this sentence so you can jump in and find out for yourself, as you get to… dictate your fate.

BOOM. Mic drop. One setup, ten stories, maybe even seven laughs. Belter!
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  • ASIN ‏ : ‎ B097NJPG81
  • Publisher ‏ : ‎ EyeCue Productions & The Sinister Horror Company (September 24, 2021)
  • Publication date ‏ : ‎ September 24, 2021
  • Language ‏ : ‎ English
  • File size ‏ : ‎ 4703 KB
  • Text-to-Speech ‏ : ‎ Enabled
  • Screen Reader ‏ : ‎ Supported
  • Enhanced typesetting ‏ : ‎ Enabled
  • X-Ray ‏ : ‎ Not Enabled
  • Word Wise ‏ : ‎ Enabled
  • Sticky notes ‏ : ‎ On Kindle Scribe
  • Print length ‏ : ‎ 502 pages
  • Customer Reviews:
    3.9 3.9 out of 5 stars 7 ratings

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Duncan P. Bradshaw

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Since 2014, Duncan P. Bradshaw has been quite merrily teabagging the boundaries between genre fiction. Having gone through an early period of writing about the undead and other random thoughts, he has now entered his GoreCom phase, having settled on his style; a mix of horror, comedy and bizarro.

You can expect blood, guts, bodily secretions and maybe, if you're lucky, a few hearty guffaws along the way. Check out the books in my GoreCom series; MR SUCKY, the only book about a murderous vacuum cleaner, b-movie spectacle, CANNIBAL NUNS FROM OUTER SPACE!, fourth-wall breaking, DON'T SMELL THE FLOWERS! THEY WANT TO STEAL YOUR BONES! and keep an eye out for the next release, CONGRATULATIONS! YOU'VE ACCIDENTALLY SUMMONED A WORLD-ENDING MONSTER. WHAT NOW? due out in September 2021.

My zombie short story collection, CHUMP, was nominated for a Saboteur Award in 2017. In addition, I've had short stories published in a variety of anthologies, and shared pages with some of the leading lights in genre fiction.

Check out my website

http://duncanpbradshaw.co.uk/

or follow me on that there Facebook

https://www.facebook.com/duncanpbradshaw/

or Tweet me on Twitter

https://twitter.com/DuncanPBradshaw

do stop by and say hello, its good to talk to real humans.

'Bradshaw always walks his very own path, there's no one else out there writing anything remotely similar to the stuff he thinks up...if Dostoyevsky is the Rembrandt of the literary world, then Bradshaw is surely the Andy Warhol.' - DLS Reviews

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3.9 out of 5 stars
3.9 out of 5
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M. TURNER
2.0 out of 5 stars It’s alright, good fun.
Reviewed in the United States on October 26, 2021
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The style was a bit gonzo/OTT for me. I dug the CYO gimmick, though. I devoured those books when I was a kid. I can’t say I recommend it, but I also can’t say don’t read it. It is a good fun read, just not stylistically my cuppa.
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RF
5.0 out of 5 stars Epic Expert Sillyness
Reviewed in the United Kingdom on October 6, 2021
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If you want a serious review, read 1. If you want a silly review, read 2. If you think it’s a bit parky outside, read 3.

1 - Ah, how life twists and turns. One minute the author has you in a tight frightening ‘Saw’-like dilemma, the next we’re jossing around over a pint in a pub. But always we must try (and try again) to destroy the nasty big monsters in life. Yes, this novel is an allegory of Life, maybe. Each outcome vastly at variance. Sometimes you lose, sometimes you win, sometimes something else unexpected happens. All this is encapsulated within the fold-flaps of this crazy book. How it was done is a mystery only God knows. Or even a God-grown mystery. I tip my cap to you, sir.

2 - Hello Reader. This is your Reviewer here. Are you well? Good? Good. We just had loads of fun reading this novel, didn’t we? Oh, you haven’t read the book yet. I’m so sorry for you. Oh dear. Oh dear, oh dear. You poor thing. You’re missing all the fun fun fun, games galore, jokes on a rope, and absolute silliness. Shove up, make room. Let me show you my plot-map of the chapters of this crazy spin-around book. And what an adventure it was. Look, I can re-live the 10 ways to end. And ah!, looky here, I’ve found the secret eleventh ending, I believe. The hidden chapter. Bye bye, it’s over. My life feels empty now. I will always have fond memories of early autumn 2021. *weep weep* Hey, this is getting serious. This was supposed to be the silly review. I lied. This isn’t the silly ending. Haha.

3 - Yes, it’s jumper weather now. Deal with it.
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