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Escape from Sewageland (kindaweird Book 1) Kindle Edition

5.0 5.0 out of 5 stars 6 ratings

OH, TURDS!

Byron Pasha is the new kid at school—again. A bad first day turns terrible when bullies shove Byron into a toilet, transporting him to a world of squishes, squirts, and Tremendously Ugly, Rude, Disgusting Slugs (a.k.a. TURDS).

Can Byron escape or will he be stuck in the stench forever?

Find out in this wet-and-wild adventure by D.K. Brantley, author of I'm 12 Years Old And I Saved The World.

For fans of R.L. Stine and Garbage Pail Kids.


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"This book engaged two boys (9 and 11), who love all sorts of adventure books, as well as their grandmother (61), who said she was eager to find out how the story resolves. The fantastic descriptions draw readers in and the grossness really holds their attention! The nine-year-old said that even though he'd never been flushed down a toilet he could really relate to the story! Without a doubt, we recommend this book!"
—Jenny

"I ordered this book for my 10-year-old daughter because she loves Goosebumps. She LOVED it! Read it in 2 days because she couldn't put it down. It was the perfect mix of funny and scary. Stake was her favorite character, and the TURDS were ingenious. Highly recommend!!!"
—Cami A.

"My daughter is at the age where she can appreciate toilet/gross-out humor and she was very pleased with this book. She is nine and read the entire book without stopping until she finished. I suspect she'll be recommending it to her friends."
—Amazon Customer

"It's one of the best books I've read in a long time. I read the whole thing in six hours because I loved it so much! I loved everything about it. Also it reminded me about Goosebumps."—
10-Year-Old Reader

About the Author

D.K. Brantley writes from his dining room, kitchen, bedroom, living room, and basement. He has even spent a fair amount of time writing in the food court of his local mall. He lives in Cleveland, Tennessee, with his wife, their two children, a miniature Schnauzer, and a handful of crazy chickens. When not busy writing, D.K. enjoys playing music (drums & ukulele), building homemade two- to four-string guitars, reading, and dreaming of when he used to have hair.

Product details

  • ASIN ‏ : ‎ B09GM9R95J
  • Publisher ‏ : ‎ Sir Brody Books (October 12, 2021)
  • Publication date ‏ : ‎ October 12, 2021
  • Language ‏ : ‎ English
  • File size ‏ : ‎ 6747 KB
  • Simultaneous device usage ‏ : ‎ Unlimited
  • Text-to-Speech ‏ : ‎ Enabled
  • Screen Reader ‏ : ‎ Supported
  • Enhanced typesetting ‏ : ‎ Enabled
  • X-Ray ‏ : ‎ Not Enabled
  • Word Wise ‏ : ‎ Enabled
  • Print length ‏ : ‎ 97 pages
  • Customer Reviews:
    5.0 5.0 out of 5 stars 6 ratings

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D.K. Brantley writes from his dining room, kitchen, bedroom, living room, and basement. He has even spent a fair amount of time writing in the food court of his local mall.

He lives in Cleveland, Tennessee, with his wife, their two children, a miniature Schnauzer, and a handful of crazy chickens.

When not busy writing, D.K. enjoys playing music (drums & ukulele), building homemade two- to four-string guitars, reading, and dreaming of when he used to have hair.

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My 10 year old son enjoyed this book and wrote his own review:“It’s one of the best books I’ve read in a long time. I read the whole thing in six hours because I loved it so much!👍🏼 I loved everything about it. Also it reminded me about goosebumps.🧟‍♂️“
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  • Reviewed in the United States on July 29, 2022
    My 10 year old son enjoyed this book and wrote his own review:

    “It’s one of the best books I’ve read in a long time. I read the whole thing in six hours because I loved it so much!👍🏼 I loved everything about it. Also it reminded me about goosebumps.🧟‍♂️“
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    Reviewed in the United States on July 29, 2022
    My 10 year old son enjoyed this book and wrote his own review:

    “It’s one of the best books I’ve read in a long time. I read the whole thing in six hours because I loved it so much!👍🏼 I loved everything about it. Also it reminded me about goosebumps.🧟‍♂️“
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  • Reviewed in the United States on October 30, 2021
    This book engaged two boys (9 and 11), who love all sorts of adventure books, as well as their grandmother (61), who said she was eager to find out how the story resolves. The fantastic descriptions draw readers in and the grossness really holds their attention! The nine-year-old said that even though he'd never been flushed down a toilet he could really relate to the story! Without a doubt, we recommend this book!
    One person found this helpful
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  • Reviewed in the United States on March 12, 2022
    I ordered this book for my 10 year old daughter because she loves Goosebumps. She LOVED it! Read it in 2 days because she couldn’t put it down. It was the perfect mix of funny and scary. Stake was her favorite character, and the TURDS were ingenious. Highly recommend!!!
  • Reviewed in the United States on April 8, 2022
    My daughter is at the age where she can appreciate toilet/ gross out humor and she was very pleased with this book. She is nine and read the entire book without stopping until she finished. I suspect she'll be recommending it to her friends.
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