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Mercury Begins Kindle Edition
Mercury is an angel. Just not a very good one.
Never read any of the Mercury books? Start here! Already read one or more of the books? Also OK! There's no wrong way to read this story, unless you're using a spatula and a bowl full of goose feathers.
After I wrote my first novel, Mercury Falls, a lot of people said to me, “This Mercury is an intriguing character, but you should really write a story explaining his origins.”
That’s a lie. Nobody ever said that to me. Also, this story doesn’t really explain anything. On the other hand, it has oiled-up Greeks and a giant wooden horse, so there’s that.
Do you like to laugh? Do you like spaghetti? Who doesn’t like spaghetti? What is wrong with you? Where was I going with this?
Oh! Do you like to laugh? Do you like to read things that cause you to laugh? Then you should read Mercury Begins!
- LanguageEnglish
- Publication dateAugust 22, 2012
- File size586 KB
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- ASIN : B00918ALA6
- Publisher : ; 1st edition (August 22, 2012)
- Publication date : August 22, 2012
- Language : English
- File size : 586 KB
- Simultaneous device usage : Unlimited
- Text-to-Speech : Enabled
- Screen Reader : Supported
- Enhanced typesetting : Enabled
- X-Ray : Enabled
- Word Wise : Enabled
- Sticky notes : On Kindle Scribe
- Print length : 30 pages
- Best Sellers Rank: #630,686 in Kindle Store (See Top 100 in Kindle Store)
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About the author
Robert Kroese's sense of irony was honed growing up in Grand Rapids, Michigan - home of the Amway Corporation and the Gerald R. Ford Museum, and the first city in the United States to fluoridate its water supply. In second grade, he wrote his first novel, the saga of Captain Bill and his spaceship Thee Eagle. This turned out to be the high point of his academic career. After barely graduating from Calvin College in 1992 with a philosophy degree, he was fired from a variety of jobs before moving to California, where he stumbled into software development. As this job required neither punctuality nor a sense of direction, he excelled at it. In 2009, he called upon his extensive knowledge of useless information and love of explosions to write his first novel, Mercury Falls. Since then, he has written 34 more novels.
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Reading Level: Adult
Recommended for: Fans of humorous stories, those who are interested in the series.
Trigger Warnings: Historical inaccuracies, sacking of Troy
My Thoughts: I read the first full novel in this series, Mercury Falls, several years ago (2010) (review linked here where formatting allowed). I have since accumulated the rest of the series from Amazon Vine, and picked up the two prequels, so I'm going to go ahead and read the rest of the series and review it, starting here.
The most important thing you need to know about the Mercury books is that they are hilarious. Take this quote:
"It was the first time Mercury had tried beer and, having been informed it was an acquired taste, he did his best to acquire it over the course of twenty-four bottles. He remembered thinking he was making real progress around number eighteen, but everything after that was a blur."
His conversation with the seagull was priceless, too. And then there is this footnote: "Contrary to popular belief, Microsoft did not invent PowerPoint in the 1990s. It was devised by Lucifer, along with drawing and quartering and several other forms of torture, in the third millennium B.C."
At any rate, I enjoyed this story, which introduces us to Mercury, gives us some background on his job and how and why he does what he does, and generally sets us off. The author recommends if you haven't read any of the series to start here, but I started with the first novel, so you can go that route as well. Recommended if you like to laugh.
Series Information: Mercury Begins is the first of two prequels to the Mercury series.
Prequel Two: Mercury Swings, to be read/reviewed next
Book 1: Mercury Falls, read in September 2010, review linked here where formatting allowed
Book 2: Mercury Rises, to be read soon
Book 3: Mercury Rests, to be read soon.
Disclosure: I bought this novella for myself. All opinions are my own.
Synopsis: Travel to ancient Troy with the irrepressible angel Mercury as he masterminds the most unnecessarily complicated sneak attack in history! Never read any of the Mercury books? Start here! Already read one or more of the books? Also OK! There's no wrong way to read this story, unless you're using a spatula and a bowl full of goose feathers.
Mercury Begins is ripe with satirical humor. Kroese takes the banality of the Trojan Horse story to a place that is more comedy than history. It makes an otherwise over-done history lesson into a laugh-out-loud comedic episode in the ongoing story of Mercury. It is obvious that his antics will become the archetype for his success.
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So, if you've not already, I'd recommend you at least read book 1 of the trilogy first: Mercury Falls (Book One of the Mercury Series)
This (very) short story fills in some of the background to the Mercury story in the trilogy, and as such, is probably better for being in on some of the jokes contained therein. I suspect it wouldn't be anything like as funny if you came to this first.
It is very short, so even at the low price currently listed, arguably not the best of value, but if you're a prime member you can borrow it free, and hey, it is only 77p (currently), less than half a pint. If you go to a cheaper pub than usual you could buy this and enjoy it with a pint at no added cost. That's not a bad idea.
So, in short, recommended if you enjoyed the trilogy, not if you've not read them, and obviously not if you read them and hated them, that would just be silly.